Maybe God doesn't believe in us

breakingbag:

yes hello this is your pilot speaking and by pilot i mean i read a wikihow on flying a plane once so i guess ill just have to WING it haha just a little pilot humor okie dokie nothing to worry about folks im sure i can figure this out

(via trust)

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lukekenny:

The Sims 4 character creator is SMASHING

lukekenny:

The Sims 4 character creator is SMASHING

(via zackisontumblr)

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sparkhy:

you might as well wear a condom on your head if you’re gonna act like a dick 

(via nice-wig-janis)

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elijahkrantz:

I found out santa wasnt real because I got a spy kit that christmas so i fingerprinted my mom and matched it to the fingerprints i dusted on the milk mug i left out… Im on that next level shit

(via zackisontumblr)

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sluttiestkitten:

all girls are fucking beautiful and if you try to make them feel like they aren’t because they have fuzzy legs or chubby bellies fuck you

(via whoredinarygirl)

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Early Feminists:Oh hey, we see that you can vote. We would like to vote also. I mean, since most of those laws effect us too and all.
Men:YOU JUST WANT SUPERIORITY OVER MEN!
Mid-century Feminists:Hey, that whole thing about how you can have careers and earn a living wage outside the home? Yes that sounds nice, we'd like the option to do that as well.
Men:YOU WANT A MATRIARCHY, THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT!
Late 20th century Feminists:Hey we would like to make our own choices about our reproductive health, just like you've always had.
Men:YOU ARE TRYING TO TAKE MEN'S RIGHTS AWAY!
Modern-day feminists:Hey, if you could you stop sexually assaulting/harassing us and them blaming us for it, that'd be pretty great.
Men:THIS IS MISANDRY, MISANDRY I SAY! FEMINISTS HAVE GONE TOO FAR!
Feminists:Um...
Men:THE END OF MEN IS NIGH! MALE OPPRESSION IS REAL! THE MATRIARCHAL AGE IS UPON US!
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bonus:

i like to tell people when i need to go pee

(via nice-wig-janis)

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redformans:

Michelle Hurst and Madeline Brewer attend the 66th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards held at Nokia Theatre L.A. Live on August 25, 2014

(via khanq)

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